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Like a ’57 Chevy

Like a ’57 Chevy

11:46 07 February in Conversations, Conversations with Al
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My friend Alison has recently been diagnosed with breast cancer. We live several hundred miles apart, so I don’t get to see her, but we have IM. My self appointed task is to offer encouragement, lend an ear, and make her laugh if I can. Making Al laugh sometimes requires that you get a little ‘blue’.


Thomas:
how ya doin?

Alison:
ok
i was very sad last night
but im ok now

Thomas:
its ok to be sad, but your situation isn’t hopeless. i’d say your in a pretty good position really

Alison:
i made the mistake of googleing reconstructive breast surgery techniques

Thomas:
oh no. thats not helpful

Alison:
the possibility of not having nipples kinda freaked me out

Thomas:
wait, you don’t get nipples?

Alison:
sometimes

Thomas:
i see that it comes after the breast reconstruction

Alison:
yeah

Thomas:
you’ll get your tatas back, then they work in the nipples

Alison:
which is weird
i asked bill if i can just get pasties tattoed on
and forget about the nipples

Thomas:
well, at that point they are just ornemental
you could get fins maybe. like a ’57 chevy

Alison:
LOL no
stars would work

Thomas:
ooo… flames

Alison:
out of my tits

Thomas:
more like Pimp My Tits

Alison:
LOL
do i get a playstation
on my tits

Thomas:
you should get like an awesome speaker system with sub-woofers

Alison:
lift up my tit and there is a flat screen tv

Thomas:
we’ve just gone from sexy/humorous to straight up Borg

Alison:
im not surprised
i will ask the surgeon can you add a MP3 player to my left boob? and blue tooth to my right?

Thomas:
the areola can be your play control

Alison:
like an old ipod click wheel

Thomas:
totally
now when ever the kids hear music from your room, they’ll really be hearing foreplay

Alison:
HA

Thomas:
when this is all over, and your sweater puppies are back in place, can I use this conversation on my blog under Conversations With Alison?
the new Conversations with Tracey section has gone over well

Alison:
sounds good

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